The No One Told Me Dram

Someone's moving into their own place for the first time, and you want to give them something they'll use, not just something that looks nice on a shelf. The No One Told Me Dram is a survival kit for that exact gap, the stuff nobody sits you down and explains before you're doing it yourself. Each item inside is chosen for a reason, and every one carries its own note, some funny, some quietly reassuring, all specific to living alone for the first time. It gets used slowly over the first few weeks, not opened once and forgotten Packed in a laser-engraved wooden box with a lid, 185 x 125 x 85mm, featuring the Dram and Quirk illustration on the lid. What's inside (8 items): - Credit card multi-tool - USB rechargeable torch with case - Sheer plasters - Instant noodles - Clothes pegs - Oversized wooden key tag, engraved "KEYS" - Sewing kit - Dish towel Stock happens. Contents may vary based on availability. The spirit of the kit never does. If you are curious: the oversized wooden key tag isn't just a design choice. It's inspired by a family story, a grandfather who made key tags exactly like this for his farm. Too big to lose