Turning 40

The Denial Dram

R400.00

A 40th birthday gift for the person still insisting it's their 29th. Black balloons and a 'Life Begins at 40' t-shirt aren't going to convince them otherwise. A funny survival kit for finally admitting it, on their own terms.

Someone's turning forty, and pretending otherwise. The Denial Dram is a survival kit for the small ways forty sneaks up on you anyway, whether you admit it yet or not. Each item inside is chosen for a reason, and every one carries its own note, some funny, some weirdly comforting, all specific to turning forty. It's for admitting it slowly, in your own time, not all at once. Packed in a laser-engraved wooden box with lid, 185 x 125 x 85mm, featuring the Dram and Quirk illustration on the lid. What's inside (8 items): - Sherpa-lined socks - Single marble in a canvas pouch - Cable ties - Spectacle wipes - Galvanised metal bucket - Glasses cord - Bandana Gusseted cotton zip pouch Stock happens. Contents may vary based on availability. The spirit of the kit never does. If you are curious: the zip pouch in this kit is inspired by a real one. I found a bag on holiday printed with the words 'emotional baggage,' and it's still my favourite bag to travel with. Some swing tags you don't have to write; you just have to remember them.